super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
sex in a hospital.. check
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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