I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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