No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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