he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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