Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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