if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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