...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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