I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
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I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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