The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
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I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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