I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
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STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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