I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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