Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Randomize
