Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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