At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
he fucked my hip out of place.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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