Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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