who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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