Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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