I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
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Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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