You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
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I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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