Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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