Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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