i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
