drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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