You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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