i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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