I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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