so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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