I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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