I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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