I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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