you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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