ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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