i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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