okay pat passed out under dana's car
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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