dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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