Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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