ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Porn is love you can see.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I deserve this hangover.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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