I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
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ugly people sure do ruin things
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
operation have a gay friend backfired
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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