She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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