When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I want her autograph on my taint
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
How did I end up in the pool?!
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So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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