I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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