dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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