I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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