Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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