how can u be prego again
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.