You're so nebulous sometimes
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..