Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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