I can't watch pbs sober anymore
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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