Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Randomize
