nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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