I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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