the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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