do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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