out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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