I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I said "one day" and that day is not today
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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