So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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